Dear Liz, Melissa, Francis, and Liam,
I truly am sorry. I know that you all truly did not know what you were getting into when you signed those contracts to chaperone Joshifer when they are in public/private…especially you Liam. I know that the millions of dollars in bonuses that each of you were probably given by LG does not adequately compensate you all for the hours of constant observation, redirection, processing, and at times therapeutic physical restraint that you have had to apply to Joshifer to make sure they didn’t break their reverse Twilight clause (They are not to be allowed to be seen as a couple…under any circumstance) in their studio contracts. Even though Francis gave up after having to sit between them at several functions, and Liam quit several times offering to pay the bonus back because “…He did not sign up for this shit…” You Liz still continue to do your best to spin PR, leak propaganda, and try to put bacon on the table for your family. Even though I am skeptical that it will work…I want to show my appreciation for your services. Again…I am Sorry.
Sincerely A Shipper
LOL, love this!! Yep, I always thought the Twilight reverse contract clause exist, and only exist for Jen & Josh but not for Liam.